In order to protect the privacy of our members, this e-mail area is STRICTLY reserved for the upper echelons of the Riverdale Church hierarchy (i.e. the leadership team and long-standing stalwarts). We’ve employed the services of Riverdale Internet Security to develop a cutting edge, state of the art, second to none, security system that will keep out prying, beady eyes.
UPDATE: The secure login has developed a fault, so we’ve had to disable the password protection. Riverdale Internet Security have assured us that they’ll look into the problem, but because the website is “technically working” it’s not on their list of priorities. They describe it as “akin to fixing the TARDIS chameleon circuit”, which means that it’s not essential. So we can still travel through Time and Space (navigate the website) and land on alien worlds (pages) but we’re not protected against enemy eyes seeing our blue box (sensitive and personal information).